Arch is the best

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The Arch is the best project is a very sophisticated and exquisite, ego-boosting and mind-blowing (albeit perhaps a bit over-engineered) project which gives proof of Arch's superiority.

History

The visionary project was originally devised in April 2008 by long time Arch community member lucke as a simple shell script which provided irrefutable proof that "Arch is the best". It was announced to the world with a forum post, thus illuminating other people's minds, who immediately started porting it to multiple different languages, both programming and verbal, so that every human being on the planet could fully appreciate and benefit from this revolutionary discovery.

The code

The "Arch is the best" project is ported to many programming languages.

1C:Enterprise
A procedural domain-specific compiled dynamically-typed programming language mostly similar to VisualBasic which is used in "1C:Enterprise" products widespread in Russia and other CIS countries.
Предупреждение("Arch is the best!");
ABAP
Advanced Business Application Programming language.
REPORT zwhat_is_the_best.
WRITE 'Arch is the best'.
Ada
A systems critical programming language.
with Ada.Text_IO;
use Ada.Text_IO;
procedure ArchIsTheBest is
begin
   Put_Line("Arch is the best!");
end ArchIsTheBest;
APL
A Programming Language.
'Arch is the best!'
AppleScript
A scripting language created by Apple Inc. and built into the Classic Mac OS since System 7 and into all versions of macOS.
display alert "Arch is the best!"
say "Indeed, Arch is the best."
ArnoldC
Programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "Arch is the best!"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
ATS
A functional programming language that uses dependent types to improve programs' reliability.
implement main () = println! "Arch is the best!"
Awk
A data-driven programming language designed for processing text-based data.
BEGIN {
   print "Arch is the best!"
}
BASIC
A scripting language that one of the most commonly used computer programming languages in the 1960's, considered an easy step for students to learn before more powerful languages such as FORTRAN.
10 PRINT "Arch is the best!"
Batch
A scripting language for Windows that can be used to automate tasks or just have some fun.
@echo off
echo Arch is the best!
pause
Befunge
Believed to be the first two-dimensional, ASCII-based, general-purpose (in the sense of "you could plausibly write Hunt the Wumpus in it") programming language.
<v"Arch is the best!"0
 <,_@#:
BIRL
Like ArnoldC, but for Bambam[1].
HORA DO SHOW
    CE QUER VER ESSA PORRA? ("Arch is the best!\n");
    BORA CUMPADE 0;
BIRL
Boo
A stablished object oriented statically typed programming language for .NET and Mono with a python inspired syntax and a special focus on metaprogramming through language and compiler extensibility features such as macros and custom compilation pipelines.
print "Arch is the best!"
Bourne shell
The original program, should be compatible with any shell.
#!/bin/sh
echo "Arch is the best!"
Bourne shell (Alternate)
Handy for piping the output to your favourite IRC/email/IM client. Should work with any shell.
#!/bin/sh
yes Arch is the best!
brainfuck
Doesn't the language name explain it?
++>++++++>+++++<+[>[->+<]<->++++++++++<]>>.<[-]>[-<++>]
<----------------.---------------.+++++.<+++[-<++++++++++>]<.
>>+.++++++++++.<<.>>+.------------.---.<<.>>---.
+++.++++++++++++++.+.<<+.[-]++++++++++.
C
Note the three space indenting used in this project, much like that used by other superior beings.
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void)
{
   puts("Arch is the best!");
   return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
C#
Intended to be a simple, modern, general-purpose, object-oriented programming language.
using System;
Console.WriteLine ("Arch is the best!");
C++
Arch == Linux++
#include <iostream>
#include <cstdlib>
int main ()
{
   std::cout << "Arch is the best!" << std::endl;
   return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
COBOL
A simple, lightweight programming language.
    IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
    PROGRAM-ID.  TheBest.

    PROCEDURE DIVISION.
        DISPLAY "Arch is the best!".
        STOP RUN.
CoffeeScript
A programming language that transcompiles to JavaScript.
alert 'Arch is the best!'
Clojure
A Lisp dialect that runs on the JVM.
(prn "Arch is the best!")
Common Lisp
A Lisp dialect
(princ "Arch is the best!")
Crystal
An object-oriented, Ruby-like language.
puts "Arch is the best!"
Crystal (through web server)
For distributing the message to multiple friends at once.
# For giving the message to your friends
require "http/server"

server = HTTP::Server.new(80) do |context|
  context.response.content_type = "text/plain"
    context.response.print "Arch is the best!"
end

puts "Listening."
server.listen
csh
A C-like shell.
#!/bin/csh
echo "Arch is the best!"
CSS
A stylesheet language, heavily used for styling web pages.
body * {
    display: none;
}

body::before {
    content: "Arch is the best!";
    font-family: monospace;
    font-size: 2.7rem;
    position: absolute;
    left: 50%;
    top: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
}
D
A C-style language. The benefits of hindsight, with modern conveniences.
 import std.stdio : writeln;
 void main()
 {
     writeln("Arch is the best");
 }
Dart
Google's javascript killer
 main(){
   print('Arch is the best');
 }
Dogescript
Doge-friendly JavaScript
 console.loge with '                So Arch'
 console.loge with '     Much Good'
 console.loge with '                          Wow'
Ebuild
Gentoo's build script format.
DESCRIPTION="Arch is the best!"
SRC_URI="https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Arch_is_the_best"

LICENSE="GFDL_1.3"
SLOT="0"
KEYWORDS=""
IUSE=""

DEPEND=""
RDEPEND=""

src_compile() {
einfo "Arch is the best!"
}
Emacs Lisp
A dialect of the Lisp programming language used by the GNU Emacs and XEmacs text editors
 (message "Arch is the best!")
Emojicode
A delimiter-less, object oriented, imperative, high-level, hybrid language with emojis as fix points and methods.
🏁 🍇
    😀 🔤Arch is the best!🔤❗️
🍉
Elixir
A dynamic, functional language designed for building scalable and maintainable applications
IO.puts "Arch is the best!"
Erlang
A concurrent, garbage-collected programming language and runtime system.
-module(arch).
-export([is_the_best/0]).
   is_the_best() -> io:fwrite("Arch is the best!\n").
Or using message passing between processes
 -module(arch).
 -export([ultimate_question/0,the_answer/0]).
 the_answer() ->
     receive
         {Client,who_is_the_best} ->
             Client ! {self(),"Arch is the best!"};
         {Client,_} ->
             Client ! {self(),"Taco Taco Taco!"}
     end,
     the_answer().
 ultimate_question() ->
     Pid = spawn(arch,the_answer,[]),
     Pid ! {self(),who_is_the_best},
     receive
         {Pid,Response} -> io:format("~s~n",[Response])
     end.
F#
A strongly-typed, functional-first programming language for writing simple code to solve complex problems.
printfn "Arch is the best!"
Factor
High-level stack-based language.
"Arch is the best" print
FIM++
A wordy, imperative, dynamically-typed, and interpreted language that can use Java classes.
Dear Princess Celestia: Letter About Arch Linux.
Today I learned:
    I wrote "Arch is the best!".
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle
Fish
The user-friendly command line shell.
 function arch_is_the_best --on-event fish_prompt
   echo -ne "\e[94mArch is the best!\e[0m"
 end
Forth
Stack-based language.
." Arch is the best" cr -- kiss way
Fortran95
program arch
   print *,"Arch is the best!"
end program arch
Genie
A new programming language, that allows for a more modern programming style while being able to effortlessly create and use GObjects natively.
init
 print "Arch is the best"
Gjs
A Javascript binding for GNOME. It's mainly based on Spidermonkey javascript engine and the GObject introspection framework.
#!/usr/bin/env gjs
print ('Arch is the best');
Gleam
A fast, friendly, and functional language for building type-safe, scalable systems.
import gleam/io

pub fn main() {
  io.println("Arch is the best!")
}
Go
A language created by Google that's a love child between C, C++ and Python.
package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
 fmt.Println("Arch is the best!")
}
Groovy
An agile and dynamic language for the Java Virtual Machine.
println 'Arch is the best!'
Hare
A systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust.
use fmt;

export fn main() void = {
    fmt::println("Arch is the best!")!;
};
Haskell
The language where IO is easy and unproblematic.
main = putStrLn "Arch is the best!"
Haxe
An object oriented language based off actionscript that has a flavor of functionality
package;

class Main {
   public static function main() {
       Sys.println("Arch is the best!");
   }
}
HTML
A markup language used to create and define web pages and their content.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang='en'>
   <head>
      <title>Arch is the best!</title>
   </head>
   <body>
       
Arch is the best!

   </body>
</html>
Idris
A general purpose pure functional programming language with dependent types. Haskell, but crazier.
module Main

main : IO ()
main = putStrLn "Arch is the best!"
INTERCAL
"Designed very early one May morning in 1972 by two hackers who are still trying to live it down."
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WAS MADE FOR C-INTERCAL
       DO ,10 <- #18
       DO ,10SUB#1 <- #126
       DO ,10SUB#2 <- #52
       DO ,10SUB#3 <- #136
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#4 <- #176
       DO ,10SUB#5 <- #18
       DO ,10SUB#6 <- #110
       DO ,10SUB#7 <- #200
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#8 <- #202
       DO ,10SUB#9 <- #214
       DO ,10SUB#10 <- #24
       DO ,10SUB#11 <- #112
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#12 <- #162
       DO ,10SUB#13 <- #190
       DO ,10SUB#14 <- #160
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#15 <- #216
       DO ,10SUB#16 <- #160
       DO ,10SUB#17 <- #170
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#18 <- #52
       DO READ OUT ,10
       DO GIVE UP

Also a much larger ASCII-transcoding version.

(Non-portable C-INTERCAL I/O had to be used, since INTERCAL-72 does not allow arbitrary characters.)

Io
A pure object-oriented programming language inspired by Smalltalk, Self, Lua, Lisp, Act1, and NewtonScript.
"Arch is the best!" println
Java
An extremely portable language, this will run on pretty much anything, it might even run on your toaster!
public class ArchIsTheBest {
   public static void main(String[] args) {
       System.out.println("Arch is the best!");
   }
}
JavaScript
Also known as ECMAScript, a prototype-based object-oriented scripting language.
console.log('Arch is the best!');
JavaScript (in a web browser)
alert('Arch is the best!');
Julia
A fresh approach to numerical computing.
println("Arch is the best!")
Kotlin
JetBrains' attempt to get world domination.
fun main() {
   println("Arch is the best!")
}
LaTeX
A typesetting framework and ecosystem implemented on top of TeX (ironically, more famous than TeX). "The" framework for typesetting mathematical equations and diagrams.
\documentclass{minimal}

\begin{document}
  Arch is the best!
\end{document}
LilyPond
A powerful music engraving program with an intuitive LaTeX-like input language.
\version "2.12.3"
\include "english.ly"
\header { title = "Arch is the best!" }
\score
{
   <<
      \relative c' { c4 e g c \bar "||" }
      \addlyrics   { Arch is the best! }
   >>
}
LOLCODE
Why not?
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "ARCH IS TEH PWNZ LOL!"
KTHXBYE
Lua
A lightweight, extensible programming language.
print "Arch is the best!"
Malbolge
A language created to make programming as hard as possible.
bCBA@?>=<;:9876543210/.-,+*)('&%$#"!~}|{zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba`_^]
\[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA@?>=<;:9y16543210/.-,+*)('&}C#"!~}|{zyxwvu
tsrqponmlkjihgfedcba`_^]\[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLK-CgGFEDCBA@?>=<;:98x6543210/
.-,+*)('&%$#"!~}|u;yxwpun4rqpRhmf,jihgIe^$ba`_^]\[ZYXQVUTMqQPONMFjJI+A
eEDC%A:^>=<|:981U54t21*/.-&Jk)('&}C#"!aw={z\xwvun4lqpi/mlkjiKaf_%p
Matlab
A proprietary programming language developed by MathWorks.
disp('Arch is the best!');
Morpho
Morpho is a multi-paradigm programming language that supports procedural, object-oriented and functional programming.
writeln("Arch is the best!");
Myrddin
A system programming language which aims for control and simplicity, featuring strong type checking, generics, type inference, closures, and traits.
/* mbld -b aitb aitb.myr */
use std
const main = {
  std.put("Arch is the best!\n")
}
NASM / Yasm (i686)
Notice that the string is in the .text section, which feels superior.
;nasm -f elf32 arch.asm
;ld -o arch arch.o
;./arch

section .text
global _start
_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
xor ebx,ebx
mov eax,1
int 0x80
msg: db "Arch is the best!",10
len equ $-msg
NASM / Yasm (x86_64)
Featuring AMD's sexy new instruction, syscall.
;nasm -f elf64 arch.asm
;ld -o arch arch.o
;./arch

section .text
global _start
s:
    db 'Arch is the best!',0ah
l equ $-s
_start:
    mov rax,1
    mov rdi,1
    mov rsi,s
    mov rdx,l
    syscall
    mov rax,60
    xor rdi,rdi
    syscall
Nim
Portable lightweight programming language.
echo "Arch is the best!"
node.js
a platform built on Chrome's JavaScript runtime for easily building fast, scalable network applications, using an event-driven, non-blocking I/O model that makes it lightweight and efficient, perfect for data-intensive real-time applications that run across distributed devices.
console.log('Arch is the best!');
node.js (http server)
A node.js program to beam the info that 'Arch is the best!' using HTTP
require('http').createServer((req,res) => {res.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'text/plain'});res.end('Arch is the best!');}).listen(80);
Objective-C
A reflective, object-oriented programming language that adds Smalltalk-style messaging to the C programming language.
NSLog(@"Arch is the best!");
OCaml
The main implementation of the Caml programming language.
print_endline "Arch is the best!"
Octave
High-level interpreted language, primarily intended for numerical computations.
printf("Arch is the best!\n")
Ook!
brainfuck, translated to Orangutan.
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Pascal
An influential imperative and procedural programming language.
program ArchIsTheBest;
begin
  writeln('Arch is the best!');
end.
PDF
A language used for talking to printers.
%PDF-1.1

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Perl
A high-level, general-purpose, interpreted, dynamic programming language.
#!/usr/bin/env perl
print "Arch is the best!\n";
Perl 6
The latest member of the Perl family.
#!/usr/bin/env perl6
say 'Arch is the best!';
PHP
A general-purpose scripting language.
<?php
echo "Arch is the best!\n";
Pixilang
Make me pixels.
print("Arch is the best!",0,0,#1897D1)
frame
Pony
An object-oriented, actor-model, capabilities-secure, high performance programming language.
actor Main
  new create(env: Env) =>
    env.out.print("Arch is the best!")
Portable GNU assembler
as -o arch.o arch.s && ld -o arch -O0 arch.o
   .section .data
archIsBest:
   .ascii  "Arch is the best!\n"
archIsBest_len:
   .long   . - archIsBest
   .section .text
   .globl _start
_start:
   xorl %ebx, %ebx
   movl $4, %eax
   xorl %ebx, %ebx
   incl %ebx
   leal archIsBest, %ecx
   movl archIsBest_len, %edx
   int $0x80
   xorl %eax, %eax
   incl %eax
   xorl %ebx, %ebx
   int $0x80
Porth
Stack-based like Forth but in python.
include "std.porth"
proc main in
   "Arch is the best!" puts
end
PostScript
An older language used for talking to printers.
%!PS
/monospace 60 selectfont
10 420 moveto
(Arch is the best!) show
showpage
Powershell
A task-based command-line shell and scripting language built on .NET.
Write-Output "Arch is the best!"
Processing
An open source programming language and IDE built for the electronic arts and visual design.
println("Arch is the best!");
Prolog
A general purpose logic programming language associated with artificial intelligence and computational linguistics.
format('Arch is the best~n',[]).
Python
A general-purpose high-level programming language.
print('Arch is the best!')
q (kdb+)
A programming language for array processing used as the query language for kdb+.
show "Arch is the best!"
QBASIC
An interpreter for a variant of the BASIC programming language which is based on QuickBASIC.
PRINT "Arch is the best!"
R
A language for statistical computing (and much more!).
archIsBest <- function() { cat("Arch is the best!\n") }
archIsBest()
Racket
A general purpose, multi-paradigm programming language in the Lisp-Scheme family.
#lang racket

(let ([str "Arch is the best!\n"])
    (write-string str)
    (values))
Ruby
A dynamic, reflective, general purpose object-oriented programming language.
#!/usr/bin/ruby -w
puts 'Arch is the best!'
Rust
Rust is a systems programming language that runs blazingly fast, prevents almost all crashes, and eliminates data races.
fn main() {
    println!("Arch is the best!");
}
Salt
Salt is an automation framework
 salt '*' event.fire '{"data":"Arch Is the best!"}' 'arch/best'
Scala
A multi paradigm language that runs on the JVM.
 object ArchIsBest extends App {
     println("Arch is the best!")
 }
Scratch
A block based programming language made by MIT.

Link to scratchblocks where you can see what it would look like as actual scratch code 

when green flag clicked
say [Arch is the best!]
Scheme
A dialect of Lisp.
(display "Arch is the best!\n")
Seed
A library and interpreter, dynamically bridging the WebKit JavaScriptCore engine, with the GNOME platform.
#!/usr/bin/env seed
print ('Arch is the best');
Shakespeare Programming Language
Designed to "make a language with beautiful source code [...]"
Arch is the Best.

Arthur, a young man who is the best.
Isabella, a likewise young woman who be.
The Ghost, an undead who is the article.
Beatrice, a young woman who is an adjective.


                    Act I: Setting of the Variables.

                    Scene I: Setting of Isabella and Arthur.

[Enter Arthur and Isabella]

Arthur:
 You are as dirty as the square of the sum of a rotten smelly foul devil
 and a vile lie! You are as bold as the sum of yourself and an evil hog!

Isabella:
 Thou art as big as the square of a cute fair sweet flower! You are as proud
 as the sum of thyself and a cow.

[Exit Arthur]

                    Scene II: Setting of The Ghost.

[Enter The Ghost]

Isabella:
 You art as loving as myself. Thou are as huge as the sum of yourself and twice
 a red old hair. You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and a fat goat!

[Exit Isabella]

                    Scene III: Setting of Beatrice.

[Enter Beatrice]

The Ghost:
 Thou are as good as the sum of Isabella and a mighty fine rich noble King.

[Exeunt The Ghost and Beatrice]

                    Act II: Printing Arch is the Best.

                    Scene I: Arch.

[Enter Arthur and Beatrice]

Beatrice:
 Speak thy mind! You art as peaceful as the quotient between thyself and the
 clearest Lord.

Arthur:
 Speak your mind!

[Exeunt Arthur and Beatrice]

[Enter Isabella and The Ghost]

The Ghost:
 Thou are as normal as the sum of thyself and a town. Speak thy mind!

Isabella:
 Speak your mind!

[Exit Isabella]

[Enter Arthur]

The Ghost:
 Speak thy mind!

[Exit Arthur]

                    Scene II: is.

[Enter Beatrice]

Beatrice:
 Thou are as old as the sum of yourself and a nose. Speak your mind!

The Ghost:
 You art as pretty as the sum of thyself and a face. Speak your mind.

[Exit The Ghost]

[Enter Arthur]

Beatrice:
 Speak thy mind.

                    Scene III: the.

Arthur:
 You are as blue as the sum of yourself and a hamster. Speak thy mind!

[Exit Arthur]

[Enter The Ghost]

Beatrice:
 You are as prompt as the sum of thyself and a lie! Speak your mind.

[Exit Beatrice]

[Enter Isabella]

The Ghost:
 You art as happy as the sum of thyself and a large moon. Speak thy mind!

[Exit The Ghost]

[Enter Arthur]

Isabella:
 Speak thy mind.

[Exit Arthur]

                    Scene IV: Best.

[Enter Beatrice]

Beatrice:
 Thou are as blue as the sum of the sum of a curse and thyself and a bad
 codpiece. Speak your mind! You art as lovely as the sum of the sum of the
 happiness and yourself and a blossoming flower. Speak thy mind.

Isabella:
 You are as healthy as the sum of yourself and a plague! Speak thy mind.
 Thou art as huge as the sum of thyself and a hero. Speak your mind!

[Exit Beatrice]

[Enter Arthur]

Isabella:
 You art as green as the sum of thyself and a mother. Speak your mind.

[Exeunt]
Shoes
A Ruby version using Shoes for a GUI.
Shoes.app :width => 135, :height => 30 do
    para "Arch is the Best!"
end
Smalltalk
Smalltalk is an object-oriented, dynamically typed, reflective programming language.
Transcript show: 'Arch is the best!'.
Solidity
Object-oriented programming language for Ethereum smart contracts.
pragma solidity ^0.6.0;

contract ArchIsTheBest {
  function archIsTheBest() external pure returns (string memory) {
    return "Arch is the best!";
  }
}
SQL
Structured Query Language, the query language for relational databases
SELECT 'Arch is the best!';
SELECT 'Arch is the best!' from dual; -- for Oracle DB
Standard ML
A general-purpose, modular, functional programming language with compile-time type checking and type inference.
print "Arch is the best!\n"
Swift
A general-purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Apple Inc.
print("Arch is the best!")
Tcl/Tk
A scripting language that is commonly used for rapid prototyping, scripted applications, GUIs and testing.
#!/usr/bin/env tclsh
puts "Arch is the best!"
TeX
A typesetting language aimed at scientific publishing. Famous for giving the ability to describe complicated equations in a plain text format. The basis for the more famous LaTeX.
Arch is the best!
\bye
TrumpScript
A scripting language based on President Trump's words.
say it with me, "Arch is the best!";
america is great.
UEFI
An extensible firmware framework
#include <Uefi.h>
EFI_STATUS EFIAPI
ArchIsTheBest (
              IN EFI_HANDLE        ImageHandle,
              IN EFI_SYSTEM_TABLE  *SystemTable
              )
{
   SystemTable -> ConOut-> OutputString(SystemTable->ConOut, L"Arch is the best!\n"); 
   return EFI_SUCCESS;
}
V
Simple, fast, safe, compiled language for developing maintainable software.
fn main() {
        println('Arch is the best!')
}
Vala
Vala is a new programming language that aims to bring modern programming language features to GNOME developers without imposing any additional runtime requirements and without using a different ABI compared to applications and libraries written in C.
void main(string[] args) {
stdout.printf("\nArch is the best!\n\n");
}
var'aq
A warrior's programming language
"Arch is the best!" cha'
Verilog
A hardware description language, standardized as IEEE 1364
module top;
  initial $display("Arch is the best!");
endmodule
VHDL
VHSIC Hardware Description Language
use std.textio.all;

entity top is
end top;

architecture behaviour of top is begin
  process begin
    write (output, String'("Arch is the best!"));
    wait;
  end process;
end behaviour;
VimScript
A scripting language for the Vim text editor.
echo "Arch is the best!"
Visual Basic
A third-generation event-driven programming language and integrated development environment (IDE) from Microsoft for its Component Object Model (COM) programming model.
Module Arch
  Sub Main()
      MsgBox("Arch is the best!")
  End Sub
End Module
wenyan-lang
A programming language for the ancient Chinese.
吾有一言。曰「「阿祺，盡善矣。」」。書之。
Wiring (Arduino)
Built on Processing, the open source programming language developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
void setup()
{
   Serial.begin(9600);
}
void loop()
{
   Serial.print("Arch is the best!");
}
Wolfram
Proprietary programming language developed by Wolfram Inc which emphasizes symbolic computation, functional programming, and rule-based programming.
Print["Arch is the best"]
X11
X11 is an architecture independent system for display of graphical user interfaces.

cc -lX11 arch.c 

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>

#include <X11/Xlib.h>

int main()
{
       Display *d;
       Window w;
       XEvent e;
       int s;

       if (!(d = XOpenDisplay(NULL))) {
               fprintf(stderr, "Couldn't open display, but Arch is the best!\n");
               exit(1);
       }

       s = DefaultScreen(d);
       w = XCreateSimpleWindow(d, RootWindow(d,s), 0, 0, 110, 20, 0, 
                               0, WhitePixel(d,s));
       XSelectInput(d, w, ExposureMask | KeyPressMask);
       XMapWindow(d,w);

       while (1) {
               XNextEvent(d, &e);
               if (e.type == Expose) {
                       XDrawString(d, w, DefaultGC(d, s), 5, 15, "Arch is the best!", 17);
               }
       }

       XCloseDisplay(d);
       return 0;
}
Z3
A theorem prover from Microsoft Research
(define-const arch String "Arch is the best")
(simplify (str.++ arch))
Zig
A general-purpose programming language and toolchain for maintaining robust, optimal, and reusable software. Intends to deprecate C.
const std = @import("std");

pub fn main() !void {
    std.debug.warn("Arch is the best!\n", .{});
}
Zimbu
A fast, easy to learn, and JS-like programming language.
FUNC Main() int
  IO.write("Arch is the best!")
  RETURN 0
}
Zsh
A UNIX command interpreter (shell) closely resembling ksh, but includes many enhancements.
#!/bin/zsh -f
setopt extendedglob
print -- $(echoti setaf 2) ${$(<<<${${${(@j: :)${(@s:_:)${:-What_Linux_is_the_best?}}}/* (#b)([A-Z]i)/Arch $match[1]}} tr '?' '!')} $terminfo[sgr0]